{"id":68746,"date":"2014-07-05T21:31:04","date_gmt":"2014-07-05T21:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierraexpressmedia.com\/?p=68746"},"modified":"2014-07-05T21:31:04","modified_gmt":"2014-07-05T21:31:04","slug":"ten-commandments-of-slpp-crisis-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/?p=68746","title":{"rendered":"Ten Commandments of SLPP (crisis version)"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>I am the SLPP thy only main opposition party; thou shall abundant flag bearer contestants me, not less than 19 in every blessed election.<\/li>\n<li>Thou shall not use the name of the party in vernacular; this party has no place for imbeciles; you need at least a second Masters Degree to call the party.<\/li>\n<li>Dishonor thy elders and thy flag bearers so that your days will be long in the land of opposition.<\/li>\n<li>Thou shall never file petitions properly; always petition elections very late.<\/li>\n<li>Thou shall not commit unity; always be in disunity.<\/li>\n<li>Thou shall not conduct any election without police; the police officers must far outnumber the delegates.<\/li>\n<li>Thou shall not bear false flag bearers against thy own party.<\/li>\n<li>Thou shall always quarrel after convention.<\/li>\n<li>Thou shall not covet their flag bearers position<\/li>\n<li>Thou shall not covet thy neighbor\u2019s void votes since you already have surplus.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><b><i>Stay with Sierra Express Media, for your trusted place in news!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<hr align=\"center\" size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" \/>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am the SLPP thy only main opposition party; thou shall abundant flag bearer contestants me, not less than 19 in every blessed election. Thou [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":67,"featured_media":51375,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[671],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/67"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68746"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68746\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}