{"id":55711,"date":"2013-04-12T07:09:48","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T07:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierraexpressmedia.com\/?p=55711"},"modified":"2013-04-12T07:09:48","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T07:09:48","slug":"professor-parrot-vacancy-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/?p=55711","title":{"rendered":"Professor Parrot &#8211; Vacancy Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 id=\"job-title-director-of-brutalit\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><b>Job title: Director of Brutality, SLP<\/b><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A reputable and globally renowned police force, the Sarah Leone Police is inviting applications from violently qualified citizens to occupy the above position even after retirement.<\/p>\n<h3 id=\"qualifications-and-skills\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Qualifications and Skills<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The successful candidate must have at least a Masters Degree in the Science of Violence plus an advanced diploma in stabbing. Ability to shoot and kill on the spot will be an added advantage.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Candidates must be very versed in harassment for bribery and must possess extra-ordinary skills in proffering wrong charges against suspected criminals.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Vast knowledge in bloody repression of peaceful protests is highly required. A wealth of experience in check point corruption is a big advantage.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Candidates who are allergic to corruption and brutality are strongly warned not to apply as they will be wasting their precious time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Vast experience in okada management and driver molestation is another added advantage<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Candidates must have extra-ability in resisting overdue retirement and must be versatile in giving transparent but excellent excuses when occasion demands.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">All applications in open envelops must be addressed to the Brutal-General, Sarah Leone Police, Violence Avenue, in Danger Town, on or after any convenient date.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Only non-shortlisted candidates will be considered.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i>With Joseph Milton Lebbie<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b><i>Stay with Sierra Express Media, for your trusted place in news!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<hr align=\"center\" size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" \/>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Job title: Director of Brutality, SLP A reputable and globally renowned police force, the Sarah Leone Police is inviting applications from violently qualified citizens to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":51375,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[671],"tags":[11955],"class_list":["post-55711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured","tag-police-violence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55711\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}