{"id":34182,"date":"2012-01-23T00:11:35","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T00:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierraexpressmedia.com\/?p=34182"},"modified":"2012-01-23T00:11:35","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T00:11:35","slug":"mr-idiot-all-idiots-political-party-formed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/?p=34182","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Idiot &#8211; All Idiots Political Party formed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Our time is come. We shall win, win, and win trust us.\u00a0 Just when the Idiot of a type is told that the Political Party Registration Commission (PPRC) wants him register a party &#8211; the All Idiots Political Party (AIPP), he quickly summoned a meeting of Idiots informing them that he is been asked to be a part in the politics of Sadlone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Dis nar big secret oh! But why had PPRC asked persons tagged as unintelligent, senseless, dimwitted and brainless joined the political wagon ahead of elections 2012?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Just give the Idiot chance, he will soon tell it to you straightforwardly though.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">To all who have intention to join the AIPP party, you are encouraged to submit a knife, two cutlasses, two ex-combatants and at least five turn coat politicians- strictly from the APC or SLPP. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">It is the resolved of founding members of the All Idiots Political Party that I Mr. Idiot should be the leader of the party.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Good idea, good thinking, good meditation.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">No doubt politicians keep submitting respectful salutations to the Idiot; bestowing him with nomenclatures they never ever accorded him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Wrong notion my people. No son of man-so to say- the politicians shall convince the Idiot abscond his party- the AIPP- to join old aged APC and SLPP political parties at all. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">And for your understanding anyhow, our motto is: no retreat, no surrender. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">And our party\u2019s song: \u201cnar tin kin make tin bi oh, nar tin kin make tin bi oh, den say hu dat corrupt e nor for rule Salone nar en dem all bus cry bicus dem know dem sef.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">The AIPP party is here not merely to develop Sierra Leone, but teach politicians how to perpetrate brutality at elections.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Ah! Ah! Ah! Almost forgot to discuss why in fact the Idiots political party was formed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Our party shall also promote corruption and direct how monies kept in offshore accounts must be handled.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Surely, God being our helper, monies banked in accounts outside Sierra Leone shall by no means be enjoyed by the thieves \u2018sorry rogue politicians\u2019 unchecked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">And even that UD$40 million reportedly banked by one of Sierra Leone\u2019s big \u2018allayjos\u2019 wheel dealer politicians will be discussed and a safer offshore account located. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">These and more are the good concept the AIPP party is sure to bring for Salone pipul ya!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Fellow countrymen, it\u2019s been the yearning of Idiots to empower corrupt politicians so as to make them more professional in corruption.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">As the leader of AIPP, I shall unavoidably teach my members how to steal government money, build multimillion mansions, provide European and American education for our children, ride expensive cars and drink Heinekens or becks day in and out.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">Need not comment on violence at all. The stage is all set come 2012; and we in the AIPP shall certainly join \u2018chuk chuk\u2019 knife fighting politicians or turn coat political prostitutes; yesterday SLPP today APC wreak political violence against adversaries- swear to ward 369, Fadika, Aziz Carew, Hon. Liwally host of others.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Stay with Sierra Express Media, for your trusted place in news!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<hr align=\"center\" size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" \/>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our time is come. 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