{"id":33748,"date":"2012-01-11T00:49:20","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T00:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sierraexpressmedia.com\/?p=33748"},"modified":"2012-01-11T00:49:20","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T00:49:20","slug":"mr-idiot-well-done-mr-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sierraexpressmedia.net\/?p=33748","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Idiot: Well done Mr. President"},"content":{"rendered":"

Your Excellency sir, the Idiot is indeed over-pleased with you for your timeless efforts in the repairing of roads found lying at Wilberforce and Spur road main high ways.\u00a0 (Photo: Ibrahim Samura, editor)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Just as the he (Mr. Idiot) forever says, \u201ca good politician deserves unflinching consideration,\u201d so would he practically not hide the goodies of straightforward public officers. <\/span><\/p>\n

To this, the Idiot has undeniably and exclusively, without option, saluted you – Mr. President – for putting premium – so to say – on the repairing of the Wilberforce and Spur road correspondingly.<\/span><\/p>\n

I am sure opponents of the governing APC may likely characterize the Idiot as \u2018mending fence\u2019 or \u2018toeing line of President Koroma aka Di Obai.<\/span><\/p>\n

No. Wrong idea, wrong notion, wrong belief!!!<\/span><\/p>\n

But say whatever you may. For it is a known fact that the senseless Idiot is an uprightly forthright fellow.<\/span><\/p>\n

No son born of Chris \u2013 Di – Thorpe of NEC Commission fame is able to pollute the Idiot at all. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

For it is only when the Idiot\u2019s would have died that his remains possibly, would be used by political party(s) or so.<\/span><\/p>\n

Anyway, allow the Idiot report to his fans all he has gathered during his visit at respective road construction sites in Freetown.<\/span><\/p>\n

And as an Idiot, I was moved by the pace and firmness of President Koroma (Di Obai) in his pursuit to speedily repair the mostly needed Wilberforce road.<\/span><\/p>\n

But before explaining the goodies, allow the Idiot to state verbatim, all that was said to him by the Chinese as they repair the Wilberforce road.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cShian hu hun chu hung Mr. Idiot. Ar chin hun tian chung Mr. Idiot. Wilberforce road chang chu now now now,\u201d the Chinese contractor said.<\/span><\/p>\n

Be not bothered however. Just hold your peace and wait for Mr. Idiot\u2019s interpretation of words as told to him by the Chinese some days past.<\/span><\/p>\n

Need not interpret them now! But for the sake of those of you who are hasty readers, summary of what is said by the Chinese depict a conclusive kudos to the President.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

Most surprising though was the fact that 90% of Sierra Leoneans working with the Chinese communicate and translate the Chinese language well.<\/span><\/p>\n

And guess what? It was told (interpreted) to the Idiot that the Chinese have praised President Koroma (Di Obai), but says his followers – Ministers, Parliamentarians, others not \u2018gooder\u2019 at all.<\/span><\/p>\n

The word \u2018gooder\u2019, as interpreted to the Idiot means \u2018good\u2019 to the Chinese anyway.<\/span><\/p>\n

No surprise to the Idiot at all. This has always been the weep of the electorates that there have been \u2018awanpies\u2019 thieves in the cabinet of the ruling APC party. <\/span><\/p>\n

Your Excellency sir, it is a pleasure bringing to your attention that the Chinese are of the understanding that too many of your Ministers are kleptomaniacs.<\/span><\/p>\n

Go tell it to them that they\u2019ve been exposed to the Idiot and will surely and uncompromisingly have to tell it to all.<\/span><\/p>\n

As the head, you\u2019ve been completely exonerated sir. <\/span><\/p>\n

In fact, the Chinese have asked the Idiot tell it to you that your government has made them rich in Leones sir.<\/span><\/p>\n

That you pay money to them every week! <\/span><\/p>\n

The Idiot still keeps in mind emphasis of the Chinese on the use of the word \u2018gooder\u2019 relating same to you sir.<\/span><\/p>\n

I am sure readers have been furnished with the meaning of the coined up word \u2018gooder\u2019 by the Chinese?\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

Nice idea Mr. President. But could it be the reason why the banks have resolved returning to the old bad system sir; ask for a withdrawal of Le 15 million and get Le 2 million?<\/span><\/p>\n

So true sir, no lie at all.<\/span><\/p>\n

A friend I lately spoke with barely days to Christmas holiday told me he was at a bank to withdraw money from his account, but received just about 20% of the requested sum.<\/span><\/p>\n

Your Excellency sir, even as Mr. Idiot takes his leave sir, allow him speak for the second time that an amount totaling Le 880 million meant for the construction of a contemporary market is reported missing.<\/span><\/p>\n

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